TLnder: Now in Beta!

February 14 2017


This Valentine’s Day, we know that some of you may be single and looking for the perfect date. What if we told you that you’ve been looking for true love in all of the wrong places? Instead of trying to find your significant other by taking cooking classes or doing group activities that you enjoy, maybe you should be swiping through our pro’s TLnder profiles instead!

* Disclaimer just in case we get your hopes up: These are parody tinder profiles and do not represent our players' real interests, personalities, or availability. You should probably do those activities we mentioned up top instead.




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Dog, 161
Unofficial Mascot of Team Liquid
Location: Not outside, please

Loves: Head rubs. Loyalty. Long walks. Car rides. Lazy fall days, laying in the leaves. Being shirtless. Top decking lethal.

Hates: Loud noises. Strangers. The wind. Squirrels. When you’re gone for an hour and it feels like forever. Pirates.



Matumbawoman, 24
Head of Memes at Team Liquid
Location: Radiant Jungle

A young adventurous blonde seeking a 9k life partner to support me. Must have a love for wolves and sailing. Social drinker, swears a lot, just here for the Dotes.


Goldenglue, 20
Graduated from TL Academy
Location: The Middle

You may call me Goldengains, Goldenglutes, or Goldenguns
One of my housemates has a mixtape.
Witty sometimes.
Distracted by dogs.


TLO, 26
Creativity Director at Team Liquid
Location: r/upTLO

Even reddit likes me.
I'll tell people we met on teamliquid.net


Andrew "id_" Trulli, 29
Rocket Scientist
Location: On the Payload

The only thing I'll rain down from above are kisses
I always play the objective 😘
Put your 'security' in my hands.

... don't tell my mom I said that.


Penguin, 19
Sharpshooter at Team Liquid
Location: Southern Hemisphere

I cuddle to keep warm in cold temperatures. (✿ ♥‿♥)
I can stay submerged for around 20 minutes at a time. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
I am the largest of all penguins. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
I know a thing or two about Halos and I see one over your head. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Samson Jackson, 18
Clearing Creeps
Location: On Top

I heard chicks dig tall guys.
I have a mix tape.
A1 since Day1.
Bootleg Steph Curry.


d0glover123i, 5
Loyal Companion at Team Liquid
Location: Wherever you take me

I tick all your boxes:
- Pleasant personality
- Accepts the blame (even when I'm innocent)
- I will tend to your wounds (physical and emotional)
- Has irresistible puppydog eyes
- I'll stare at you from my corner while you sleep

Last owner promised after he won, he'd come home and be a family man. Will delete this app once he comes home.


jdm, 26
Clutching
Location: Mid Garage




O+
=
King of the
Nation



I’m just a dude who wants to \_ounge around and chill I enjoy DM shooting rifles and watching Netflix I’m pretty \_aid back just trying to meet new people to \_ounge with












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